When you have too much time

Sunflower I’m most likely to late on this tip, but I will share anyway.

 

When painting around window pains, don’t worry about getting paint on the glass it comes of easy with a single edged razor blade after it dries. It is much faster to do it this way, and less time consuming.

When you have too much time on your hands

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROO M     

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER     

  ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER     

  DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT      

THE EYES: ! When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE     

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE      

THE MORSE CODE :When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS     

 SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME      

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters:IS NO AMITY     

 ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT     

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters:ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S      

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE     

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE     

 ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters:TWELVE PLUS ONE       

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:  MOTHER-IN-LAW:When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER




Submitted by Sunflower on Tue, 02/12/2008 - 11:59am.

Thanks for the advice - if I ever do this again, I'll know next time.  I was originally going to do that but someone (I think it was my sister), advised against it.  I don't know why I listened to her, because she hires her painting done.  Shoot.  Anyway, I'm hoping today I can finalize this project and get ready for the next one.

Thanks for thinking of me.
JudyB




Submitted by stryker on Tue, 02/12/2008 - 12:55pm.

Thanks winn.....your 'too much time on your hands' really started my day off with a laugh and laughter is good for the soul.  Keep em coming Laughing




Submitted by winn1955 on Tue, 02/12/2008 - 1:06pm.

JB I figured it would be too late. I paint when my two sons need help and learned the hard way. I used to take the tiime and mask everything off. Then one day as I was cleaning my Boo Boos off the glass it dawned on me that it would take less time to just paint it and clean it off later. I have also learned how to cut a staight line without tape. That would be harder to explain, I would have to show you that, but once you get the concept of watching the brush brisles it is rather easy to cut in. When I paint that is what I prefer to do. And by the way thank you for introducing another topic other than politics it is refreshing.




Submitted by winn1955 on Fri, 02/15/2008 - 12:13pm.

When you rearrange the letters in

Male you get Lame

George Bush: He bugs Gore

George Bush: Shoe Bugger

George W. bush: where bugs go 

Hillary Clinton: Only I can thrill




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