Helpful Hints From Uncle Rich

After absorbing some news items, it occured to me that some people could use some helpful hints.  Feel free to add to the list kids.

If you don't want to burn your hand, don't put it in the fire.

If you don't want to drown, don't get in water over your head.

If you don't want to get hit by a vehicle, look before you leap.

If you don't want to get bitten by a shark, don't go where the sharks are.

If you don't want to get flooded out, don't live next to a lake or river.

If you don't want to be embarassed by getting caught in a lie, don't tell a lie.

If you don't want your home to fall into the ocean because of hurricanes or erosion, don't live on the beach.

If you do something stupid, like signing off legally to show off your hooters, then get caught in something illegal, don't compound your stupidity by filing a lawsuit & lieing @ it.

If having your home & possessions destroyed, & life threatened by a tornado when you know that you live in a tornado zone, think twice, three times if necessary, before you think of rebuilding in the same place.

If you have any kind of disregard for some of the laws of physics, don't get out of bed & then complain @ the owie when you dropped something on your toes or crashing into the vehicle in front of you because you were following too closely & going too fast.

If you think everyone else is as stupid as you are, go ahead & tell them that you didn't think the gun was loaded when you cleaned it & shot yourself.  Otherwise, just fess up & spare the rest of us.

Have a great day kids & enjoy the weather.  JATFUR.

RichK