And The Sign Said........

For those of you who like to have fun laughing at superstitious stuff, here are some signs.

Actual signs that the END OF TIMES might actually be arriving. (Que scary music here)

1.  Drought, TS Fay, flooding, clean up & a hurricane to follow.

2.  Local elections will be over & the outlook for fewer ridiculous blogs, until the next time.  (Sorry kids.  Not all news is good news)

3.  National elections will be over & the outlook for less mud slinging & fewer ridiculous blogs, until the next time.  (Same as above)

4.  CCAC has not been a front page story.

5.  I saw a fuzzy cat cross the street without stopping to lick itself.

6.  I saw a squirrel hunting for acorns in my front yard.

7.  My computer has been working just fine lately.

8.  The anti Christ will be out of power soon.  Unfortunately, he will now be unleashed in the general population.  (Actually, we get  a 2 for 1 special on this one.  Almost as good as the blue light special at K Mart.)

9.  The CHICAGO CUBS have the best record in baseball.  (This one is REALLY scary)

10.  We got to see the stars for two nights in a row.

11.  We haven't seen a glut of even more reality shows.

12.  The Olympics are over.

13.  Brittney hasn't been front page news (?) lately.

14.  Local politician has house saved by quick thinking city worker with sandbags.

15.  Because of #1, we seemed to have escaped typical August heat.  But watch out for winter.  It may be cold.

If any of you have seen other signs, please feel free to add on to inform us.  I AM Uncle Rich & I approved this frivolous bit of superfluous folderol.  JATFUR.

Rich K