Maintaining Good Mental Health

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.  

4.  Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it 'In'.

5.  Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.  In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write ' For Smuggling Diamonds'.

7.  Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

8   Dont use any punctuation

9.  As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At20The Opera.

13.  Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Music All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16.  Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They 're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

It's Called .... therapy.




Submitted by joeriley08 on Tue, 08/26/2008 - 9:48pm.

lily

u r killing me!!!!!

I love it........I can't wait to try some of this stuff at work....




Submitted by mthomas on Tue, 08/26/2008 - 10:11pm.

Ha Ha! Thank you for that. Of course, now I'll probably get fired....




Submitted by lilyslore on Tue, 08/26/2008 - 10:14pm.

As a nod to Marsha, I will state that it is a fine line between parody and satire. You make the call.

http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=937

Lily's Lore "I don't ever want to be rescued And I don't ever want to be saved I got a feelin' that I'm gonna be alive forever Dancin' on the edge of a grave..." Jim Steinman




Submitted by KChambless on Tue, 08/26/2008 - 10:45pm.

But I want my wrestling name to be "ATOMIC SLAM"!

Laughing

KC 

 




Submitted by jimmaxie on Tue, 08/26/2008 - 11:20pm.

Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle

Q: What letter of the alphabet is a part of the head?
A: I. (eye)

Q: What letter is a pronoun like “you”?
A: The letter ” I “

Q: What letter is a vegetable?
A: P. (pea)

Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
A: B. (bee)

Q: What letter is an exclamation?
A: O. (oh!)

Q: What letter is a drink?
A: T. (tea)

Q: What letter is a European bird?
A: J. (Jay)

Q: What letter is a body of water?
A: C. (sea)

Q: What letter is looking for causes?
A: Y. (why)

Q: What four letters frighten a thief?
A: O.I.C.U. (Oh I see you!)

Q: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years?
A: The letter “m”.

Q: Why is the letter “T” like an island ?
A: Because it is in the middle of waTer.

Q: What relatives are dependent on “you”?
A: Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need “U”.

Q: Which is the loudest vowel?
A: The letter “I”. It is always in the midst of noise.

Q: What way are the letter “A” and “noon” alike?
A: Both of them are in the middle of the “day”.

Q: What is the end of everything?
A: The letter “g”.

Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?
A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.

Q: In what way can the letter “A” help a deaf lady?
A: It can make “her” “hear.

Q: What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
A: Alphabet = (26 letters).




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