new element

Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to 
science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 
assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, 
giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are 
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since 
Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, 
because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact.

A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally