McCain

I hope everyone takes this as it is. Good natured humor. I think Senator McCain would, too. My old beer guzzling buddy sent this to me.

John McCain Is So Old....
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....the Big Bang woke him up.

....Mike Huckabee doesn't believe in evolution, but John McCain witnessed
it.

....it takes an archeologist to dig up dirt on him.

....in 1st grade he only had to learn one continent on the flat earth.

....ALL parties were toga parties when he was in school.

....his library card says "Alexandria" on it.

....his copy of the Bible is autographed.

....he owes Moses twenty bucks.

....he remembers when Iraq was Mesopotamia.

....Joe Lieberman has to remind him not to refer to Iranians as
"Proto-Elamites."

....he voted against funding the Pyramids.

....when the walls of Jericho fell down, he blocked legislation to rebuild it.

Grandpa McCain for President Well it’s an election year and this will be my first ever unindorsement post. I am officially not backing John McCain. Grandpa McCain as everyone knows is the republican nominee in the 2008 presidential election that will take place this fall. I am not a republican and I am certainly not a democrat. I used to be an official card carrying member of the Republican Party, however, the rampant corruption, greed and dishonesty in the Republican Party at the national and state level has led me to become an independent. Since joining the Democratic Party is simply is not an option.